Sopor pie.

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Why do I always submit journals after everyone goes to bed? I don't understand my subconscious self.

Subconscious self: dont u b talkin bout me

Me: Holy Roman Empire someone call the Grammar Nazi. 

*someone calls*

Grammar Nazi: Gutentag, how may I help you today?

Me: *takes phone* Fix that sentence now!!

Grammar Nazi: Um, I don't know if I can, Miss. 

Me: *throws phone at wall* WHY!!!

I promise I had not a drop of Faygo today. 

Though I did have Mountain Dew. 

It was good. 

So was our band concert. 

But I didn't do so well on "John Williams Trilogy".

And I LIKE that piece!

I'm eating America's Cheezeits. 

Is that even the correct spelling?

Jeeeeeeeez I need some sleep. 

Today I tried understanding dreamselves and Derse and Prospit and sburb and server players and server playees and all that jazz. Let's just say I didn't get very much out of it. Canada gave up on me. 

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, CANADA. 

JEGUS. 

I'm going to put on my fricken Union Jack shirt for America Day at school today.

Becuase I'm a rebel, and England's a better character.

And pretty hot. 

And my favorite line ever from Hetalia dub is said by him. 

But I'm not allowed to cuss, so you'll never know!

*evil cackling*

(Click ^ before reading on or else you won't understand the next line)(I mean you probably will get it, but it'll be funnier if you watch the video)


MADE IN CHINAAA!

I want Faygo. 

By the way, I'm Terezi now. 

I wanted to be Nepeta, but Mikala's Nepeta. I wanted to be Karkat, but Brooke is Karkat. And I get last pick because I haven't read it yet!

T3R3Z1S TYP1NG 1S PR3TTY FR1CK3N 4W3SOM3 THOUGH

I'll have fun with it. 

Not what she said. 

Jeez, Charles. 

So inappropro, bro.

Well, I think I'm done typing so I'll just hit submit...

ERROR: STUPID POINTLESS JOURNAL ISN'T LONG ENOUGH. 

Squiddles. 

*chews Cheezeits thoughtfully, trying to decide what else to write* 

*finishes Cheezeits while watching stupid videos*

Welp. 

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj…
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD…
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FlyFa9NR…

I don't know anymore. Comment some that I forgot. 

Kay it took me over an hour to get this finished. It's almost 1:00 now so I'm turnin' in. 

~Lily:heart:

I blame Chloe. 
For everything. 
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Pikawolf11's avatar
First off, it's spelt Cheez-Its

Secondly, you pretty much walked right into that one, if you didn't say, "That's not what she said," I would have said it was!